I’ve lost my car…

19 07 2007

It’s gone. Thanks to Gem. She passed her driving test this morning.

You know what this means don’t you? I now have to de-mothball the bike, tax it, pass my theory test, and do my bike test. All because I’m a lazy sod and can’t be assed to walk anywhere!





3 years!

17 07 2007

3 bloody years! Who’d have thunk it!

Me and Gem got married today, 3 years ago. Yoiks! Apparently, it’s also 10 years today(ish) that we first met too. I never thought I could have a relationship that would last more than 6 months! Going from past experiences anyway!

So tonight, we’re putting the kids to bed early, having a nice meal with a nice bottle of wine. Well, when I say a nice bottle of wine, I only have 3 quid in my pocket! The phones will be turned off, the telly will be off, and the Xbox, PS3, PC, iMac or any other techy things will also be turned off too!

Here’s to the next three years!





The Online “in” Club

9 07 2007

Yeah, you know it. Any little new “fad” that comes along on the internet just has to be dabbled with doesn’t it. Any messenger service, forums and chat rooms and the like. But now it all seems to be “social networking” sites. Something like this…

Saturday, 13th June @ 2:23pm - Having a dump

The above could be an example of the Twitter service, which myself and a few of my buddies have used, albiet briefly while we thought it was cool. Now it doesn’t get used so much. By me anyway

But now we have the likes of Facebook, and probably the many other variants of these services that are out there. So now, instead of the above example, we can now have the following. Probably using the Calender application…

Saturday, 13th June @ 2:23pm - Having a dump – wanna join me?

But the really cool thing is though, is that you could take a picture of yourself having said dump (come on, you wouldn’t expect anyone to take the picture of you. Would you?) and then upload it onto Facebook for all your “friends” to see!

Isn’t “Social Networking” great! So great infact, that I actually went and signed up for this Facebook bollocks, and now have a profile on there, with pictures and everything. I even have two friends too! I’m just waiting to see how many random people will decide to come along and add me as their friend, citing reasons like “you r teh cool! wanna buy some viagra or a lady for the night?”

And no, I haven’t added any pictures of myself having a crap.

Yet…